*Hangs bookseller head in shame*
*wipes away tear of pride and wordplay-envy*
I still feel kind of betrayed
The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.
OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! HOLY CRAP
That’s so cute
Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.
Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
my hands can’t even open water bottles
(973): He’s like a perfect storm of amazing hair and bad judgment.
Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and everyone still hates you” the kid sat down and never said another word
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD